I don’t sleep very often, and when I do, it’s not much more than 3 or 4 hours. And during that 3 or 4 hours, I hardly ever remember my dreams, but when I do, they are always sexual. I mean, to the point where I want to fall asleep and finish whatever fabulous act I was doing. I’ve definitely orgasmed while sleeping, several times. I get more action in my dreams than I do in real life.
I mean, why slowly get into this? I’m just going to start off with an impression that will surely give you a chance to make some kind of judgment of me.
I’m in love with my best friend. And yes, people love their best friends, but I love him. I put it in italics, hoping somehow to emphasize it. And, he has no idea.
I think about sex all the time. Yet, I’m still a virgin.
I think that’s enough for now, I think you get the gist.